Wednesday 12 December 2012

The Wonder of India - Coming Full Circle


Well, it's ironic that I started my last blog post saying that unless something goes drastically wrong in the next couple of days then that would have been my last blog post from India!  And yet here I am, sitting at another train station, awaiting another train, having had another 2 weeks of travel adventures rather than the Vipassana course I was meant to go on.

So instead of 10 days silence I headed on an overnight train to Varanasi to experience the holiest city in India, home of the mighty Ganges, liberator of reincarnation and gateway to Nirvana.  This is the Indian belief if you are cremated (definitely not in a Western way!) in the Burning Ghats in Varanasi in the Ganges which naturally makes it a huge pilgrimage place for families with the bodies of their beloved.  Don’t think in any way however, that this means that the Ganges here doesn’t have other uses.  Metres away from the burning bodies’ people are happily bathing, cleaning their teeth, drinking the water – I’m not kidding!

After a few days in Varanasi it was off to Darjeeling – the home of tea!  And I am very disappointed to report that despite trying it a few times, I didn’t really like it!   The train journey was an absolute nightmare – the train I was meant to be riding was 7 hours delayed!  I met a Canadian couple from Quebec after a few hours at the station, so we hung out and played cards to try and keep our eyes open whilst we waited for the train to keep being delayed longer and longer.  It finally arrived at 4am and we hopped on with our eyes hanging out of our heads.  Of course, there’s no sleeping in on a sleeper train in India surrounded by people from a culture where respect for others basically doesn’t exist.  I was awoken to one of my booth-mates blaring his Hindi music from his mobile at 7am – just what the doctor ordered!  We finally arrived in NJP at 10pm, the closest station to Darjeeling from which we were a 3 hour jeep ride away.  We were meant to arrive at 1.30pm.  so consequently we were too late to be able to get a jeep to Darjeeling and ended up having to stay in NJP.  We finally, finally made it to Darjeeling and into a guest house at 4pm, so the entire journey from my Guest House in Varanasi to my guest house in Darjeeling took over 48 hours! 

And just as I’ve typed this paragraph, my train from Agra to Delhi has just been delayed an hour!  This was how it started in Varanasi – I sincerely hope it doesn’t end up as late as that or I’ll miss my flight to London – I fly at 7am tomorrow morning meaning I have the great joy of being up at 3pm – can’t wait!  

Ok, thankfully train has now turned up, so I’m on the road.  Slightly annoyed that I booked a nice hotel for my last night here and now I won’t get to spend long in it – just to sleep really.  Darjeeling once we finally got there was a lovely place, surrounded by 5 mountains including the mighty Himalayas.  Again I got to visit a beautiful monastery and meditate with the Monks, but this time they were teenage kids which was quite funny, watching the naughty ones sitting in the back sneakily whispering to each other!  I also visited a tea plantation where unfortunately they had stopped production for the season one week prior, so I got led around an empty factory by a guy who I couldn’t really understand try and explain to me the tea making process.  This particular plantation only makes tea for Harrods, where a 200g tin of tea apparently costs £20!!  Who on earth spends £20 on a tin of tea?!  I could have bought the same tin for 200 rupees which is about £2 but before you get your hopes up, I didn’t – I am carrying far too much stuff as it is and really couldn’t fit another thing in my pack if my life depended on it!   There was a very cute village next to the plantation where I saw two neighbours have a huge domestic which was hilarious!  Two tiny old women absolutely screaming at each other, one hurling big plastic water bottles at the other with the other one shaking her fist!  I would have loved to have taken a picture, but somehow it just didn’t seem appropriate (and I was a little scared!).

In order to make it worthwhile going to Darjeeling I needed to fly back to Delhi in order to have time to get to Agra to see the Taj Mahal and spend one day in the capital before flying back to Londontown.  The day I flew started at 3am, where I was first going up to ‘Tiger Hill’ for the ‘sunrise’ with a ‘view’ of 5 different mountains including Mount Everest before heading straight to the airport.  Sadly because it is now winter in India there is also a lot of cloud in the North – it’s actually been pretty cold in the north – like thermal bottoms and hoody cold so the view was somewhat limited.  Still, I can officially say that I have seen Mount Everest, albeit not that much of it!  I then very briefly got taken to Ghoom monastery, and then was whisked away to airport 3 hours away. 

One thing I hadn’t considered when I was booking my flight was that the beauty of the mountains also had the potential to be a problem.  Winter, clouds and mountains of course leads to low-visibility, and as disappointed as I was that the views weren’t as great from Tiger Hill as they would have been at a different time of year, I was even more disappointed when my flight was first delayed for 2 hours, and then cancelled.  Whilst waiting in the airport restaurant I met an American girl Lauren who was also meant to be flying that day.  All flights were cancelled, and as it turned out, so had they been for the previous 2 days!  Not a great sign!  I explained that I was flying from Delhi to London and needed to get out of there, and was booked on a flight the next day.  So we were stuck in a tiny airport village – I’ll leave what that means to your imagination.  We grabbed our packs to try and find a rickshaw and promptly got told the only way we could get to Siligury town was in a 700 rupee taxi – just less than what I’ve been spending a day including accommodation.  We continued to walk confident that there was no way that could be the only option, and less than 5 minutes later were picked up by a jeep for 70 rupees for both of us!  I’m sure that was still way more than any local would pay, but coming from 700 as a base we were pleased enough to take it. 

Since we had absolutely no idea what we were doing and the guidebooks don’t cover small towns lie we were in, our jeep driver showed us a guest house that was on our way.  They obviously knew flights were cancelled so the prices were ridic, so we kept on going.  The jeep driver then dropped us on the side of the road and told us to take a bus, apparently he wasn’t going to take us all the way to our destination.  So we jumped on a local bus, and 2 minutes later realised that my camera was still in the taxi!  I yelled at Lauren (the American girl I’d known all of 5 minutes) to stay on the bus and get off at the junction as we’d been told by the taxi driver and wait for me – and by the way I was leaving my pack with her on the bus.  I jumped off the bus and ran back to where we had got on but our taxi driver was nowhere in sight.  I then ran back to the hotel that he took us to to see if the owner knew him (they usually do), and he took me to another taxi driver who after a group discussion eventually came up with the drivers name.  One of the taxi drivers took me to his house to get his number and ten called him for me, and in about 10 minutes I was reunited with my baby!  With one obstacle overcome I now had to hope that my yelled plan with Lauren was going to work out – after all, she had all my things!  Whilst I was waiting for the bus one of the guys that I’d asked about the camera was sitting there on his motorbike, so I hitched a ride with him to the junction.  And lo and behold, sitting there with her pack and mine was Lauren, who had only arrived 5 minutes before.  And that, my friends, is the wonder of India.  In Londontown, I would have kissed my camera goodbye, but through the efforts of a hotel owner, the taxi driver that took me to his house, the taxi driver who came back to return the camera, the guy who doubled me on his bike, and of course my new friend Lauren who was stuck with my pack and waited for me, everything was right again! 

So the next mission was to find accommodation in a town we knew absolutely nothing about, which fortunately didn’t take too long.  In the lobby of our chosen guest house we met a half Norwegian, half Nepalese guy called Robin who was quite fun if slightly full of himself.  So being stuck in a town with nothing to do we decided the order of the day was beers and cards and we happily passed the evening by.

Thankfully, my flight the following day did fly, so I managed to make it to Delhi and then get an unreserved seat to Agra costing all of 60 rupees (about 65p!) for a 4 hour train journey.  Thankfully I found a ladies carriage which was awesome – because if you read my rant about my sleeper class journey, going unreserved was only going to be worse, much much worse!  But as it turned out it was great, I sat next to a lovely 18 year old girl who was a boxer and a host of other women who just stared at me, but versus what I was expecting it was perfect.  I arrived in Agra at midnight and very tired and hungover I got in a rickshaw to take me to the hotel my friend had suggested, and at 1am, having paid 3 times what my friend did but having absolutely no option because of the time, having made sure they knew that I knew they were ripping me off and that I was NOT happy about it (“Bad karma!” – they really don’t like it when you say that!) I crashed out.               `

Which brings us back to today assuming my hotel has internet and I’m awake enough to post this once I get there.  Today, on my last day in India I ticked off the number 1 attraction and symbol of India – the Taj Mahal.  The entrance fees are another wonderful example of the equality of pricing structure in India – locals pay 20 rupees to see the Taj, foreigners 750 rupees.  Still, the structure is really is a sight to behold.

And then it was time to go back to the train station to hope again that I was going to be able to get an unreserved ticket to get back to Delhi to catch my flight, which of course there is.

I’ve tried to keep this post (more!) brief than those that have gone before.  It’s so hard to put into words the experience of India.  Far more than the sights which are totally amazing and this country is far more beautiful than I ever could have imagined, it’s the people, it’s the culture, it’s the life, but the devil is in the detail.  It’s definitely not all been easy, nor pleasant – but it’s a trip that I will never forget, that much is for sure – the trip of a lifetime! 

So now all (and I say that lightly, this is India, and not only that but Delhi, the King of the land, there’s still a hell of a lot that could go wrong from here!), I have to do is get off at the right stop, get from the station to the hotel, and get to the airport tomorrow morning.  And then it will be back to ‘civilisation’ (if you can call London that!).  It’s a very bizarre thought after 2 months here, and it will be with very mixed emotion that I will board the flight, but as they say, all good things must come to an end. 

IRONIC UPDATE: 
So obviously I wrote this email whilst I was at a train station and on a train and therefore not connected to the internet, and also my blog post title written.  But to really complete the circle, my journey from train station to hotel was a 2 hour battle that, as per my first taxi out of the airport from Mumbai to my hotel, consisted of my driver driving round in circles cursing me and not being able to find my hotel when he said he knew it.  So it ends as it begun - in chaos!  And now I have to be up in less than 5 hours, so this really is me signing off from India now.  London, see you soon!

Namaste
xx

Monday 3 December 2012

F**K Shanti Shanti (peace in Hindi) - this is Ranty Ranty


The original rant - for the amusement of the crowd

Now, up until this point I think I’ve been pretty lenient and reserved about the ‘quirks’ of India and Indians in particular, and believe me, here you have to be, but for the amusement of you lot and to get a taste of the comfort-zone breakers if you are in any way considering India as a destination (and entertain myself and stop me abusing someone), here’s a rant that’s coming 15 hours into a 18 hour train journey, ‘sleeper class’ (read, with the riff-raff of India), having not slept.  Just to ensure you all have a balanced view of the place.  Carl Pilkington eat yer heart out!

Oh great, a guy with a massive rifle just sat down next me.  I’m actually not kidding – awesome!

Right, here goes – hopefully my gunman companion can’t read English!

·         The Staring – STOP F**KING STARING AT ME!!  It’s disconcerting.  I’m just sitting on a frigging train.  Leave me alone.  Sadly one of the prime culprits who actually doesn’t even look away when I look back at him is a cop who has already busted me smoking out the train door, so I can’t do much – I didn’t understand much of what he said, but 3000 rupee fine was definitely mentioned (there’s no way that would happen, everyone smokes off the trains here).

·         Free Seats – USE’EM! – this train is at least 70% empty yet in my booth of 6 people I have 3 other people sitting with me, including said gunman.  Most of the other booths are empty.  SIT SOMEWHERE ELSE!!  FFS!!  I’d move, but I’ve got too much sh!t and I’m fed up and can’t be bothered

·         The Snoring – ok, this isn’t only an Indian thing, I can’t stand it from anyone being a relatively light sleeper, but the cacophony last night was just horrendous… hence this grumpy post.

·         The Farting – it is NOT OK to loudly fart anytime you so desire!!  It’s F**KING DISGUSTING!!!  I feel like sitting on each of their laps, one by one and letting rip.  ‘Nuff said.

·         The Hoiking – I’ve never had to write that work before and Word is telling me I’ve spelled it wrong, but hopefully you know what I’m talking about.  The sound that sounds like you’re trying to regurgitate your own lung.  Constantly.  Constantly.  Constantly.  That too, is F**KING DISGUSTING!!  As it is also when you spit it an inch from my foot, or frankly, anywhere near me.

·         The Coughing – Now I’m no med-student, and far from the smartest nor most-polite person in the world, on that point I’m sure we’re all aligned, but surely it’s common-sense that if you cough in someone’s face you are spreading germs.  Again, F**KING DISGUSTING – I DON’T WANT YOUR LURGY!!

·         No Talking – I know you are interested in me, but at this particular moment – I’M NOT INTERESTED IN YOU!!  Don’t talk to me!  I have earphones in FFS!!  And you speak 3 words English, and I speak less Hindi.  Again, LEAVE ME ALONE!!

·         No Music – I think it’s fair to say that I have pretty wide-ranging taste in music.  I like music – and some Indian music is beautiful, but let’s face it, most of it to me is like stabbing knives in my ears.  So don’t blast your music full-bore unless you have headphones.  I don’t want to hear your SH!T music!

·         Don’t Sing – As above, I like music, and this should apply to all human beings in my opinion –people have different talents.  Some people are astonishing cooks, some are mind-blowing artists, awe-inspiring athletes, and some voices could bring you to tears.  More often than not it’s not in a good way – if you can’t sing – DON’T!!  There are other ways to enjoy music without inflicting headaches on other people.

·         The Rubbish – you have a surprisingly and outstandingly beautiful country – how the F**K to you not understand that by throwing your rubbish wherever you are finished with it you are killing it?!

Ok, that’s enough now, that was somewhat therapeutic, but given I still have 2 weeks left here I don’t want to let this go too far!  Staring out the window and taking a deep breath I still can’t stop being amazed by the beauty of this country – it honestly is stunning.  Focus on the positive… focus on the positive… focus on the positive…

Shanti Shanti
xxxx


2 hours later
Okay, I’m going to post this for comedic value, but I want to make clear it was a moment of weakness, and not how I really feel – at least not 95% of the time.  But it is testament to the fact that travelling India is tough, and anyone considering it should be a aware that it’s not for the faint-hearted – but it’s also incredibly rewarding and an absolutely amazing place, and I am very fortunate to be here.

No, I have not have a drink, I am still on the train although hopefully with less than an hour to go.  Anyway, it’s probably about time I work out when to get off, as much as I’m back to happy and calm I’d HATE to overshoot my mark and end up here longer than I need to be!  18 hours is long enough!